MACABRECast No.10: How do we hate Valentine (2001)? Let us count the ways

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What happens when Denise Richards, middle school drama, cheesy nursery rhymes and loads of California cool collide in a plaid porno mansion? Valentine (2001), a too-cool-for-school adaptation of a 1999 whodunit thriller by Tom Savage. It's got all the beats of a '90s slasher -- think Scream, Urban Legend and I Know What You Did Last Summer -- with none of the teeth. But does it REALLY deserve a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes?

SEGMENTS

0:53 -- What we're watching now: So much Ted Bundy. ALL the Ted Bundy.

5:48 -- Why does Valentine (2001) the movie get so much hate?

7:56 -- Synopsis in 30-ish seconds

9:22 -- What works

21:18 -- What sucks

39:05 -- The verdict is...

43:52 -- Valentine movie beer pairing: a cheap-o chain rose cider and 32 ounces of Miller High Life

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